The QAnon Investigation

Updated on March 8, 2021 in General Stuff
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So as a continuing service to all y’all from my favored roost here in my basement 70 miles west of DC I’ve launched an investigation into just who these QAnon people are out here amongst the weeds and cattle and turkey vultures.

The first exhibit is the “QAnon Shaman”, the shirtless guy with the big horned hat and a buttload of tats that was interviewed on 60 minutes a few days ago.

https://youtu.be/osb7X6tAwpc

Turns out he’s been in solitary confinement since January 6th so I can’t quite decipher how he communicates with his comrades to launch yesterdays attack. My guess is telepathy.

That would also explain ability get the Capitol police to politely open the Capitol doors and escort him into the Senate chamber.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1347596278583197698 

https://youtu.be/270F8s5TEKY

So where do they recruit these dastardly bastards? Apparently from the likes of crafty climate change protestors in Arizona where he was two years ago.

https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/arizona-environment/2019/09/20/climate-change-march-downtown-phoenix-global-youth-climate-strike/2357094001/

Hmmm… Mind control, college students, global warming……

The plot thickens.

 
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Meet #blueanon

https://thepostmillennial.com/streisand-effect-blueanon-becomes-top-trend-on-twitter

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Hmmm……., the plot thickens!

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What you resist, persists. 

I learned that from a Wiccan, IIRC.

 

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