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Updated on January 11, 2021 in General Stuff
7 on December 14, 2020
 
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0 on December 15, 2020

Guy in a way station in the old west sits down at the table to have lunch. On the table is a large piece of dried mackerel and a pot of mustard.

He calls over the proprietor and asks, “Can a body get something to eat in here?”

Proprietor, a little offended, looks down at the table and says “Why, there’s enough mackerel there for six men!”

Guy says, “But I don’t like mackerel.”

Proprietor says, “Then help yourself to the mustard.”

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For some reason, fish jokes are funnier if they involve haddock, mackerel, or some other specific fish, as opposed to just “fish. ”

Funnier to me, anyway. 🙄

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0 on December 15, 2020

Not really a joke, per se, but there is already more than one motorcyclist on this forum, so…

(Plus, we need to test the image function… yeah, that’s it…)

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1 on December 15, 2020
on December 15, 2020

Poor man’s Evil Knievil.

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0 on December 26, 2020
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0 on January 10, 2021
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0 on January 11, 2021

This doesn’t exactly qualify as a joke, but I thought it was funny anyway:

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