Let me see if I’ve got all this straight:
Our rapid transition to mail ballots for the last election had all the integrity of a monkey fucking a football;
Our colleges are actively teaching their clients how to NOT think critically;
Our law enforcement capabilities are being dismantled nationally by legislative process;
Our post office is backed up to the tune of tens of thousands of parcels, and nobody can tell us when they will be delivered;
Our medical community cannot come to consensus on the pressing development of our time;
And the state of Texas—which used to be the definition of energy production the world over—can’t power their grid and heat their citizens.
I just want to make sure I’m not missing any milestones on the road to hell.