RE: Looking for my post retirement occupation

Absolutely still in the market for my romantic, Sid. I want the super old style with that curly mustachioed bridge. It will make a nice conversation starter with the audience. Guy watches me and tells his wife on the way home:

“That little guitar he played was cute.”

[She, wary]: “I guess it was alright.”

“Um …”

“No. You already have a guitar.”

[He, petulant] “One. I have ONE lousy guitar! That guy said he had eight!!!”

“Does he have children at home?”

“That’s not the point.”

“It’s precisely the point.”

Then I can handle their divorce.

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