RE: Jokes

Guy in a way station in the old west sits down at the table to have lunch. On the table is a large piece of dried mackerel and a pot of mustard.

He calls over the proprietor and asks, “Can a body get something to eat in here?”

Proprietor, a little offended, looks down at the table and says “Why, there’s enough mackerel there for six men!”

Guy says, “But I don’t like mackerel.”

Proprietor says, “Then help yourself to the mustard.”

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For some reason, fish jokes are funnier if they involve haddock, mackerel, or some other specific fish, as opposed to just “fish. ”

Funnier to me, anyway. 🙄

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